I used to write Nathan Malachowski "I don't not love you" letters. They sounded something like this: Nathan, I'm not sick of you. Your presence doesn't make me vomit. I hope you don't burn to death in a bathhouse fire. I'm not dreading seeing you again. Not hate, Kat Yeah, I'm a cut up. My friend from Iceland has pneumonia so I made him a card: Specifically, rotten shark. But my best work was when my BFF got laid off, so I sent her this: While you're at it, get a haircut!
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You know how people rave about the wonders of kombucha? (hippies.) I'm going to show you exactly what it tastes like. "Green sludge and vinegar? Sounds like a taste sensation!" "L'chaim!" "omg...Son of a monkey's uncle!!!" "Why would you do this to me? What kind of monsters are you?" I kombuched the kombucha.