This is my car Alvin:
|"My name is Alvin, and I only get baths once a year. Nice to meet 'cha!"|
in a parking garage, he tried to hit on this sexy, hot tomato.
|A hot boxster.|
Poor Alvin. She's totally out of his league. My little roadster and I drove home, and I put up his top so that no one would see him weeping in the parking lot, listening to Adele.