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Let's Assume This is Your Third Day of Eating Nothing But Halloween Candy...

I'm pretty sure there's a quota of misdeeds that we're required to make to keep us from judging the morality of others.  These include: 1.)  Dropping a baby 2.)  Going to jail 3.)  Getting drunk in the morning 4.)  Cheating on a partner 5.)  Shoplifting cosmetics 6.)  Doing something gay 7.)  Stealing money 8.)  Breaking wind in a crowded elevator 9.)  Driving impaired 10.)  Eating only candy for days 11.)  Making fun of a fat kid My advice is to get this over with all at once.