I'm pretty sure there's a quota of misdeeds that we're required to make to keep us from judging the morality of others. These include: 1.) Dropping a baby 2.) Going to jail 3.) Getting drunk in the morning 4.) Cheating on a partner 5.) Shoplifting cosmetics 6.) Doing something gay 7.) Stealing money 8.) Breaking wind in a crowded elevator 9.) Driving impaired 10.) Eating only candy for days 11.) Making fun of a fat kid My advice is to get this over with all at once.