June 21, 2010

Sexy Pregnant Teenagers

I'm curious to see if my profile views will increase with this blog post title.  Here's a picture of my sister Carolyn and her dog Pivo playing doggie dentist.  I hear other families play Scrabble. 
"I'm going to need you to hold still and ignore the fireworks and thunderstorm."

"Ewww! He's Eating the Vomit!"

Here's a drunk story... 

Many years ago I projectile vomited on a friend during a party, then cleaned it up and kept talking to him like nothing had happened.  

Later that same night, I went outside to talk to a neighbor and vomited in the bushes, then, once again, continued talking as though nothing had happened.  The dog came over to eat the vomit and the neighbor said, "Ewww...he's eating the vomit."  I just shrugged it off, like she was overreacting.  

My drinking only got worse after that, and I didn't get sober until four years later.  


June 4, 2010


Suck it, PETA!

Pivie Wonder

Here's Pivo playing the bones. 
Tickling the ivories


This is Pivo's impression of a University of Oregon student. 
I don't find it disrespectful to associate Bob Marley's legacy with the ganga culture instead of his activism and music.  I also think cereal is an appropriate 2pm.  I also suck and deserve a tennis ball to the crotch.  

Batushka Pivo

"May God bless you with health, children, soap, and hard-work". 
This is Pivo's impression of a Russian Orthodox priest. 

June 3, 2010

Oh, Me.

"A chortle, a chortle..."

"...n' guffaw!!!"
Here are pictures of me last July laughing hysterically at a joke I made.  It was over 100 degrees, and I sat in that car without air conditioning, taking picture after picture of myself until I captured the essence of how hilarious my joke was.