October 10, 2018

Dream Catching

Jason is the weirdest sleeper I've ever known. He thrashes around, sleeps on his hands and knees, and chatters. I started keeping a list of the things he says in his sleep.

1.) "I have to get a shower now and go to work. I love you with all my heart."
When I told him he said that, he replied, "I wonder who I was talking about."

2.) "We can steal cars and kill hookers in real life."
I woke him up and asked what the hell. He said that he was dreaming about playing Grand Theft Auto with his son Ben.

3.) "C'mere Barky! C'mere!"
Later I asked if he ever owned a dog named Barky. He hadn't. He's just terribly uncreative at pet names in his dreams.

4.) "Oh, poo."

5.) "Who's a good boy. Who's a good boy."

6.) "Yack-Yack!"
That's a nickname he gives Zach.

7.) "The girl in the boots doesn't know she's the dumbest kid in the class."
He said that it was from some Onion article about a girl worried about people cheating off her.

8.) "Hit control Z."
It was a dream about work. Then he woke up and went to work. 

9) "Zachy Butt!"

10.) "Sleepy boy."
That's his phone in his hand. I'm glad that's the only thing in his hand.

We're Pumpkin Spice People Now

Since we are just starting out as a family, the time is now if we want to start traditions. Here are some that I have come up with:

1. Each vacation, buy a Christmas ornament. That way when we decorate the tree, we can reminisce over past trips. This was my mom's idea.

2. Buy the whimsical seasonal flavors at the grocery store. My goal is for us to eat healthily while still enjoying life. Growing up, my mom considered fruit to be an appropriate dessert. It's not. No kid deserves to be rewarded for eating their vegetables with an apple. A cup of cocoa with peppermint Oreos sounds like a nice way to end a Winter's day. I recently welcomed Autumn with Halloween Pop Tarts for Jason and Pumpkin Spice Cheerios for Zach. 

3. Christmas gifts before bed, then stockings in the morning. Since Jason works evenings, we have grown accustomed to a late schedule. This way Zach can still be excited to wake up on Christmas morning, we can go back to bed, and I have time to cook before his older kids and parents come over.
Christmas 2017. I ruined the first part of the morning by asking if I could return all the lotions Jason got me. 
4. Changing the TV screensaver for birthdays to celebrate the person. This is only my tradition though because Jason doesn't know how to change it, and I assume he prefers it that way. 

5. Zach gets Jason silly tee-shirts for occasions. I didn't know what the baby was supposed to get him for Christmas, so I wrapped up a shirt that said, "Chicken" with an arrow pointing to its butt and said it was from Zach. Now Zach gets him stupid shirts for his birthday and Father's Day too. 

I've been thinking about this stuff lately because Zach's first birthday is coming up. On one hand, it will set a precedent. On the other, he's a baby and won't care. Part of me wants to just get him clothes and wrap them up because he needs them anyway, but then again, I'm his guardian and legally required to clothe him. That's like packing him a lunch and putting a bow on it.