It's Not Easy Being Green...
You know how people rave about the wonders of kombucha? (hippies.) I'm going to show you exactly what it tastes like.
|"Green sludge and vinegar? Sounds like a taste sensation!"|
|"omg...Son of a monkey's uncle!!!"|
|"Why would you do this to me? |
What kind of monsters are you?"
|I kombuched the kombucha.|