It's Not Easy Being Green...

You know how people rave about the wonders of kombucha?  (hippies.)  I'm going to show you exactly what it tastes like.  

"Green sludge and vinegar?  Sounds like a taste sensation!"

"L'chaim!"

"omg...Son of a monkey's uncle!!!"

"Why would you do this to me?  
What kind of monsters are you?"

I kombuched the kombucha.