Limp Throttle

This is my car Alvin:

"My name is Alvin, and I only get baths once a year.  Nice to meet 'cha!"

in a parking garage, he tried to hit on this sexy, hot tomato. 

A hot boxster.
Poor Alvin.  She's totally out of his league.  My little roadster and I drove home, and I put up his top so that no one would see him weeping in the parking lot, listening to Adele.  

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