My Top Banana
Does this banana look weird to you? Is it supposed to be this straight?
Maybe I've just forgotten what bananas are supposed to look like.
Yes, that is a wiener joke making fun of my nonexistent love life. Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.
|Get some ID- that banana is barely ripe!|
Ingenue: "My name is Banana. I took a bus out here from Nebraska in hopes of becoming famous!"
Pencil Mustache: "Would you like to be in the pictures, kid? I can make you a star!"
Ingenue: "Yes! I would do anything to make it!"
Pencil Mustache: "Anything? Slowly unpeel yourself for me..."