A Public Service Announcement

It has come to my attention that I am the blogger with the highest percentage of good-looking readers.  It's just a fact based on objective observation.   

So if any of you are struggling with addiction, I ask you to please consider getting sober. 

For vanity's sake.  

2000
Going to school in Germany

2006
Ch-ch-ch-chiva!
("Chiva" is Mexican slang for heroin.)

A couple days ago.  


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I’m a freelance humorist. (Just give me the topic, and I’ll give you the zingers.) I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.