Parting of the Mediterranean Sea

I'm house-sitting.  There's a large painting of Fabio in the dining room.  
Lah-ove me. 
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I’m a freelance humorist. (Just give me the topic, and I’ll give you the zingers.) I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.