Love and Haight

Last week, my BFF got laid off from her job without warning.  Today, she wanted to know who sent her this in the mail:

"You lazy bum!" 
-A pantsless 35 year old woman typing this in the dark because it's too much work to reach over and turn on the light.  

I'm a bit insulted that after twenty-one years, she can't tell my handiwork.