Gentlemen...

This is right outside my therapist's office.  Do you see it?  

I'm the only one who sees it, aren't I.  

Look closer...

I envy that sidewalk.

Here you go.  Please feel free to use this photo for making jokes about large penises.  I insist.  

So that no one is left out, besides women, here's one for those with small penises:

Ladies.