Gold Star Lunch

Wow.  Even I am impressed by today's lunch selection.

I just absentmindedly grabbed stuff, and it was when I made a sandwich by folding the warm confetti Eggo over the ice cream, which I had scooped with the dirty spoon next to it on the counter, that I realized the possible reason why I am thirty-five and have never been married.   

This is what happens to children whose mothers lie to them and tell them that fruit is a dessert.