I Am Not Taking You Out to Play Ball

Girls who are sweet and not hideous get the burden in life of having creepy men make passes at them.  I'm guessing they assume that by not screaming and running away, these women must either want bone jumping or are easily manipulated into it. 

On behalf of the non-ugly girls who say "hi" back in the hallway:  No!  NO!  Bad greasy man, BAD!  (hits on nose with rolled up newspaper).  I'm not interested in your guitar playing.  I don't want to wake up next to a lava lamp.  SHOO!
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Freelance humorist. I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.