Wiener Wonderland: Ho Ho...

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Mom's snow village just got a couple hookers. 

Jingle Belles

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  1. ccDec 20, 2010, 6:18:00 PM

    I still have 151 and triple sec in my cupboard. Whats the point in drinking it if there's no razzmatazz?

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  2. Katt FunnyDec 28, 2010, 2:19:00 AM

    CMC- EVERYTHING you do has razzmatazz!

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