eCarded
Thanksgiving is in two days and so I'm working on the e-cards I'm going to write.
Here are a few:
*Remember when I told you that your holiday plans were bullshit? Apparently God agreed. Get well soon!
*My people thank you for the firewater and syphilis. Enjoy the maize!
*Thank you in advance for preparing, cooking, cleaning up, and bitterly complaining about it until Christmas.
*I appreciate you coming to town for a holiday that I'm not obligated to buy you a present for.
That's all I've got so far...
Here are a few:
*Remember when I told you that your holiday plans were bullshit? Apparently God agreed. Get well soon!
*My people thank you for the firewater and syphilis. Enjoy the maize!
*Thank you in advance for preparing, cooking, cleaning up, and bitterly complaining about it until Christmas.
*I appreciate you coming to town for a holiday that I'm not obligated to buy you a present for.
That's all I've got so far...