eCarded

Thanksgiving is in two days and so I'm working on the e-cards I'm going to write.  


Here are a few:


*Remember when I told you that your holiday plans were bullshit?  Apparently God agreed.  Get well soon!

*My people thank you for the firewater and syphilis.  Enjoy the maize!  
*Thank you in advance for preparing, cooking, cleaning up, and bitterly complaining about it until Christmas.  

*I appreciate you coming to town for a holiday that I'm not obligated to buy you a present for.  

That's all I've got so far...


Comments

  1. Whew, such a rapier wit and thought process, Sr. Satiriste; and I mean that in a good way.

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  2. Bah. I can't figure out who you are. Who are you? I've already guessed wrong twice. And I don't think you need an "and" when using a semi-colon. And yes, I'm allowed to start sentences with "and".

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