Wiki-Hair 2: Getting Some Trim, Baby

Out of picture:  tight jeans with nut-sack tucked to the side.   

I cut my hair again.  
I couldn't find any decent scissors so I used the ones in the kitchen mom uses to cut through chicken fat.  Now I look like a 70's pornographer.  Not an actor though...more like the assistant director of lighting.  Or the boom mike operator.