It's Worth Admitting I Shop at Ross to Post This...
Of course I shop at Ross. How else do you think I afford my assorted skorts and jeggings?
It's the Lenton season in the Eastern Orthodox Church which means abstaining from meat, dairy, eggs, fish, wine, oil, sexual intercourse, and so on. When I tell people, they say, "Giving up sex? That'd be too difficult for me!"...but it's actually pretty easy when you're eating bean soup all the time and no one wants to be around you.
I’m a freelance humorist. (Just give me the topic, and I’ll give you the zingers.) I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.