Muffins are Tops
You know, I really hope to have kids someday but if I never get pregnant, that's fine by me. Perhaps I'll marry a man with kids of his own and it'll be like when I buy shampoo and it comes with a bonus conditioner.
You know what's really awesome? Adoption. It's like someone baked a cake for nine months and then when it was done, I said, "Thanks! I'll be taking that." Yeah, I hope to adopt lots of muffins.