My Awesome Diet


After thirty, they come with ostrich feathers.  
Yesterday I ate split pea soup and a brownie sandwich (it was a sandwich because I put cream cheese between two brownies).  

The day before that, I ate a pepperoni pizza and a batch of brownies.

Before that I ate...crap.  


Fuck you food pyramid.  

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