Things I Do Like Shit

*Drive
*Eat healthy
*Not swear in front of kids
*Nurture
*Pay bills
*Clean my room
*Find my pilates arm band
*Send Christmas cards
*Defend my political views
*Flirt
*Healthy romantic relationships
*Platitudes
*Not overreact
*Wait patiently
*Cut brownies

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I’m a freelance humorist. (Just give me the topic, and I’ll give you the zingers.) I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.