Today I scooped up a wiggly kid and said, "I remember holding you when you were a baby!" My friend next to me said, "I bet he was easier to hold back then." and I said, "No, he's easier to hold now. Because I'm sober."
I’m a freelance humorist. (Just give me the topic, and I’ll give you the zingers.) I also document historic sites around me. During the Halloween season, I research and travel to supernatural places. My family loves history, and we go everywhere with our small children. I also host a long-running hashtag comedy game on Twitter.