My Top Banana

Does this banana look weird to you?  Is it supposed to be this straight?  

Maybe I've just forgotten what bananas are supposed to look like.  

Yes, that is a wiener joke making fun of my nonexistent love life.  Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.

Get some ID- that banana is barely ripe!

Ingenue:  "My name is Banana.  I took a bus out here from Nebraska in hopes of becoming famous!"

Pencil Mustache:  "Would you like to be in the pictures, kid?  I can make you a star!"

Ingenue:  "Yes!  I would do anything to make it!"

Pencil Mustache:  "Anything?  Slowly unpeel yourself for me..."

 Shhh...no words.