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August 16, 2015

Spoiler Alert

I'm still house-sitting...

The majority of food in this house has expired.  I'm attempting to eat all of it before they get back.  So far, I've gained about fifteen pounds and have spent about eighty hours in the bathroom.  

The "secret" is revealed about an hour later and lasts about a day. 

I actually waited for it to expire before I drank it.

How?