1.) President Carter was still in office when I was born.
2.) History has proven (I'm going to go ahead and say "scientifically") that the eighties were the greatest time to be a kid.
3.) My favorite Garbage Pail Kids card was the one with the conjoined twins.
4.) I thought my Thriller viewfinder showed actual footage of Michael Jackson transforming into a monster.
5.) I sucked my thumb until I was ten.
6.) My mom told me that if I wore my headgear to school, the kids would think I was rich because they're so expensive.
7.). I'm still afraid of the dark, which is why there are LED Christmas lights strung all around my apartment. This fact is possibly unrelated. Possibly.
|I tickle myself pink.|