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August 30, 2014

Frame of Shame

            I woke up in the middle of the night, picked up my laptop which was next to my head, and began writing.  Not just editing my old work, which is what I have been doing lately, but writing!  I had to put it on my Facebook timeline because I thought I would never be able to write again.
            What is there to write about?  Well...I recently bought a memory foam mattress and they're so expensive that I bought a twin size one.  I figure that since I still sleep on the right side edge of the bed ever Andy and I shared one twelve years ago, the extra mattress is just wasted on me.  What do I do when a guest comes over for dinner and subsequent sexual intercourse?  Yeah, that really isn't an issue- I don't like sharing my Fruity Pebbles.  (That isn't a euphemism.)  Also, I'm pretty sure Nissan products cause impotency.  
            Because I'm more into frugality than sanity, I made a bed frame out of two broken bookshelves.  It worked just fine until I rolled over one night and it collapsed.  Now my mattress is on the floor while I figure out if the bed frame can be fixed with Gorilla Glue (spoiler alert- it can't.)