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August 28, 2014

My Bloggy Love

The Breakfast Slurpee

Oh wow, I miss this blog!  I miss it so much- mwah!  mwah!  mwah!  I'm so sorry that I abandoned you little bloggy.

Ah.  It feels good to be home.  None of the other blogs I started feel right.  I'm sorry, I need to continue making out with my blog.  Mwah!  Mwah!  MWAH!  

                    So.  It looks like I'm not a nun.  (awkward silence)  

Remember when I said that it just felt right?  I may have been wrong.  OR, it just isn't the right time yet.  One of the spiritual counsels I received during the journey was that I can always become a nun later.  Lots of monastics marry and have children first, then take up the ascetic life as a retirement plan. (That isn't a direct quote.)

Anyway, let's pick up where we left off.  I don't know what that means in this context.  

What's zany today...ah!  You know those TV show where the girl says things, then the guy hears "I want to get married and have your babies right now!" so he freaks out, then the girl finds him and convinces him that it's a misunderstanding and she's not crazy, which calms him down, and then everything seems okay until he sees her trying on a wedding dress because her friend is getting married and they're having fun, then he freaks out and runs away so she chases him down the street in the wedding dress to explain but he runs even faster because he's terrified?

So, I've got that going for me...  

(Oh, how I've missed you scripted, awkward silence!  Mwah!  Mwah!  MWAH!)