Things I Do Well
When I say "Slip into something more comfortable"...I mean footie pajamas. You cornhusking simpleton. |
*Use grammar decently
*Look cute in pajamas
*Pick friends
*Listen to boring stories
*Pack lunches
*Eat crap
*Memorize boring details
*Remember trivia about the Yankees
*Lower expectations
*Take the dog out
*Not sleep
*Make salads
*Bartend
*Cake eating contests
*Closet an addiction for almost 9 years.
*Chain smoke
*Love